The Beginning

I’ve been holding the CantRemember.com domain for years now, mostly so that I’d have awesome e-mail address. Now, the time has come to do something with it. Something is the operative term.

This site exists to host my fun projects. I have some in mind, but I don’t like to make promises. The wiki is my central source of documentation, and this blog gives me a channel for constructive output. Initial thanks go out to:

Amazon Web Services
the aws-s3, amazon-ec2 and net-ssh gems
nginx, and lighttpd’s FastCGI impl
Pmwiki
Wordpress, and the Simplicity theme

Plus countless other blogs and threads. I’m now going to spend a few initial posts catching up on things that I learned while I was doing all this setup. Hopefully it will be useful to others

Sit back and relax. Enjoy the show.

NOTE: If your screen reader is reading this, please contact me at admin@cantremember.com ... because it shouldn't. FIXME: build this dynamically based upon the maximum content in any sub-Element of this Element. I will call this my "Safari Reader Counterweight". In some of my Posts, I have huge code excerpts, etc. Safari Reader, at least in iOS, will identify the 'main Element', the one it features, based upon its content length. Sometimes those code excerpts get identified as the 'main Element', and the Post is borked in Safari Reader mode. This is a counter-weight; it gives the <main> Element additional content so that it gets featured, algorithmically. Yes, it increases the payload of every page (@see FIXME above). But not by that much. Then again, this is a guess as to how much content any given Element could contain. If it's not enough, BOOM, Safari Reader looks like crap. So, here's a great article on how to enable Safari Reader on your site. It's mostly guesswork, but those guesses helped me debug this obtuse goddamn problem. Oh, and look, you can enter and exit Reader programmatically. JavaScript can fix anything. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload. I promise I will never cut-and-paste lines of text simply to add Element payload.