Archive for August, 2009

Snake ‘n’ Bacon in The DDOS Caper!

Friday, August 7th, 2009

ah, come in! we’re so glad you’ve come Snake ‘n’ Bacon!
i’m crisp delicious bacon

glad you asked. it seems there’s a group of hackers, and we want you to go in under-cover
i go great on a sandwich

When Twitter came back online yesterday afternoon after their networking attacks, I got a torrent of @cr_snake_bacon tweets. Wasn’t sure why, but it seemed suspicious. Twitter’s API had flopped around for most of the day, so the logs were full of Exceptions and … oops! … re-connect attempts!

Of course I’d built the bots to re-tweet on an Exception. They’re all configured to wait 60 seconds, then try again. But of course until I fixed the configuration over night, they did exactly what a bot would doconspicuous

The service attacks on Twitter continued through today, and I’m sure that the birdy techs are furiously building black ice fortresses in Scala even now. Again, I saw a burst this afternoon from all of my bots. Pokey the Penguin, Conet Project, and Chewbacca all had several things to say, all at once. Obviously I had fucked something else up, so I hurriedly checked the logs. And nope … actually, my change had worked … Twitter had just un-blocked my IP.


I’m not exactly sure how many bots are out there … here’s a nice wiki being kept of them. But I can imagine I’m not the only one who made that try-again coding mis-calculation. What’s sweet is that it’s un-done now, and my toys can continue prattling on.

Thanks, guys. Sorry we looked like a vicious autonoma for a while there. Glad to be back.